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    Ranting about anything I damn well feel like so stop asking me to rant about pokemon STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Posted by RPGmastar - October 13th, 2009


    Now for something different.

    Rather then review and/or rant about a live action japanese series, I'm gonna do as DJ-Delinquent asked: review a martial arts movie.

    Versus: a tale about zombies, immortals, hot asian chicks and epic kickass martial arts fighting.

    Now, I saw this movie a few years ago so I can't remember the plot other then zombies attack and some immortal dude wants some chick and a prison escapee is the only one that can stop him if for no other reason then to kick someone's ass cause he's seriously pissed off...or something.

    epic shoot-outs happen and for some unexplained reason zombies pop out of nowhere to kill everyone in the middle of some woods between What the fuck and holy shit this is awesomeville.

    The fighting: FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I was like HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST DO THAT?!
    some of the best fights I've seen in a long time.
    The shoot-outs: Matrix style Moddafuckers! bullets hitting each other and bouncing off trees while random other shit is going down.
    Soundtrack:.....um....I can't remember the soundtrack cause I was too busy soaking in the awesomeness of the fights.
    Acting: decent for a b horror/action film.
    Overall: check it out if you love martial arts fights.

    So there you have it. Thank you DJ-Delinquent for reminding me to review some movies.

    GAME ALERT!!!!!

    Check out Dungeon Fighter Online: it's a free online multiplayer dungeon 2d sidescrolling-ish fighting game with swordsmen, gunners, martial artists and mages (also a fucking badass priest dude with a big cloud Strife like sword) the gunners take a little use to with the aiming but have the best range. It's really fun.

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    I played the Demo for WET

    its not as good as id thot it be

    great theatricks tho

    I know. Kinda of a let down if you expected tons of moves and and big plot. But if you remember that it's ment to be a grindhouse type game with over the top violence and catchy music ala Kill Bill style and is the type of game u pick up to relieve stress for a few minutes then it's worth it. Oh and next review will be Jet Li's Fearless, a movie loosely based on the life of Martial Artist Huo Yuanjia. I also review Paranormal Activity.