I need a new laptop, like now. ASAP.

Fucking unstable Vista sucks worse then a 5 cent whore with stds.

News Update:
1.Gates:Beginnings (my RPG Maker VX project) has been put into Hiatus for now due to a member of the team leaving and major bug issues so until both are resolved no new updates.
2. I started a new RPG Maker XP project inspired by the web browser game theninja-rpg.com. You play a ninja growing from a student into what ever rank you want. think of it as a temogatchi.
3.Wanna get high legally? search for some nutmegg, it will get you stoned. (thank god for Manswers)
4. Tips to hook up with a stripper:
1. go on the slow days and become a regular
2. NEVER sit by the stage. (sit by the bar and act like it's a normal bar)
3. Don't look at the strippers. (I know it's hard but hang in there)
4. Don't tip the strippers.
5. Bring a girl with you to the strip joint and pay attention to her. (it'll make the strippers jealous)
6. Act You care about the stripper you want's daily life (ask questions like how was your day, how are you, start a conversation about anything other then her job and keep it non sexual)
7. Invite her/them to a party your hosting (they want to have fun and date others who like to have fun)
8. Smart chicks are the best in the bed compared to others
6. Sweden is the place where you will most likely get laid on the first date.
7. Manswers is the most SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME show. Ever. Period.
8. lighting things on fire? Cool. lighting things on fire then watching them expode? Awesome. Lighting things on fire then watching them explode using only a teaspoon? WTF?! Lighting things on fire then watching them explode using only a teaspoon and the thing that you lit on fire and blew up was pure water? HOLY SHIT FUCKING SWEET!
9. Girls
11.Beer
12.where the fuck did did 10 go and why are there 2 8's? the world may never know.